girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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