I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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