It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
