party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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