And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
