he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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