ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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