Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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