I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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