i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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