hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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