dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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