Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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