glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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