these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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