haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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