it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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