the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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