Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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