Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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