Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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