new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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