At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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