My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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