ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You smell like stripper and shame
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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