Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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