What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You can't just leave with hair like that
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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