just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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