He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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