i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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