12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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