While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Randomize
