When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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