he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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