do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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