girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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