the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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