Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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