dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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