I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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