Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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