i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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