take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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