They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize