There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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