names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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