@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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