Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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