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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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