so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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