Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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