I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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