I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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