can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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