I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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