Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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