he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no you cant smoke seaweed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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