i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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