Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You pole danced in your parka.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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