Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
